Section 1 of 10 · Identity and Contact
Identity and Contact
Basic identifying information. Used to establish your record, locate your timezone, and link your Telegram account to this intake.
Example: username
Required.
Example: Los Angeles / London / UTC+1
Required.
Example: United States / Los Angeles
Required.
Enter age. Applicants must be 18 or older.
Example: Male / Female / Non-binary / Prefer to specify
Required.
Example: preferred name or form of address
Example: office hours / student / shifts / self-employed
Required.
Section 4 of 10 · Schedule and Availability
Schedule and Availability
Enter your ordinary household pattern and working sessions. The House Officer uses this to determine Leave of Absence windows and return-to-premises obligations.
Example: 07:30
Required.
Example: 09:00 / varies
Required.
Example: 20
Required. Enter minutes.
Example: 08:00 to 16:30. Add additional shifts where needed.
Section 6 of 10 · Physical Baseline and Restrictions
Physical Baseline and Restrictions
This section calibrates physical training and records movements that should not be assigned. It is not a medical assessment.
Safety Restrictions
Declare any physical or medical limit that would make a movement unsafe. The House Officer uses this record to avoid unsuitable physical training assignments.
Declare any physical or medical limit that would make a movement unsafe. The House Officer uses this record to avoid unsuitable physical training assignments.
No restrictions
No injury, condition, pain pattern, or medical limit affects assigned physical training.
Restrictions apply
Some movements must be avoided, modified, or reviewed before assignment.
Required.
Starting Condition
Give a plain current baseline. Overstating it risks unsafe assignments; understating it weakens the programme.
Give a plain current baseline. Overstating it risks unsafe assignments; understating it weakens the programme.
Low current fitness
Little or no recent exercise. Start conservatively.
Moderate current fitness
Some recent exercise. Capable of sustained effort.
Strong base / returning to training
Strong fitness history or current training. Programme may be calibrated upward.
Required.
Benchmark and Equipment
Select a provisional physical benchmark and record the equipment or space available. Week 1 records may replace the benchmark.
Select a provisional physical benchmark and record the equipment or space available. Week 1 records may replace the benchmark.
Upper Body — Push: press-up capacity
Max strict press-ups in one set. Incline permitted if required; note if used.
Core: plank hold
Maximum duration in seconds. Strict position.
Cardiovascular: 1-mile run time
Record time. Note surface and conditions if relevant.
Flexibility: toe-touch reach
Record how close your fingertips get to the floor. Use when range of motion is the safer starting point.
Governor to assign after Week 1
Use this if no benchmark is clearly suitable before the Term begins.
Applicant-proposed benchmark — Governor approval required
A specific movement or metric you consider your primary indicator of fitness.
Required.
Do not select a benchmark that conflicts with a declared injury, pain pattern, or medical restriction. The Governor may replace the proposed benchmark after Week 1.
Select a benchmark above, then enter the current figure.
Required.
Required.
Required.
You must confirm this before proceeding.
Section 2 of 10 · Application Context
Application Context
This is the written case for admission. The Governor uses these answers to decide whether the application is strong enough for review, needs more detail, or is not the right fit right now.
Required.
Required.
Required.
Required.
Required.
Required.
Required.
Required.
Section 7 of 10 · Dietary Requirements
Dietary Requirements
The prescribed menu is built from whole ingredients. Allergies and genuine intolerances are accommodated. Preferences are not.
Meat and fish
Meat only
Fish only
Vegetarian — no meat or fish
Chicken and beef dishes substituted with firm tofu or lentils. Fish dishes substituted with butter beans or firm tofu. All other meals unchanged.
Vegan — no animal products
All animal proteins substituted. Eggs replaced with tofu scramble. Butter replaced with olive oil. All dairy removed. Governor confirms full substitution list at admission.
Neither — plant-based (other)
Describe your dietary requirements in the notes below. Governor will confirm substitutions before admission.
Required.
Example: coeliac disease — no gluten. Shellfish allergy.
Example: tofu, chickpeas.
Section 5 of 10 · Premises, Partner, and Evidence
Premises and Household
The programme is administered in your premises. The Governor needs to understand the physical setting, privacy constraints, kitchen access, and budget before confirming the Term.
Alone
You control the premises.
With partner
Another adult shares private space.
With family
Family members share the premises.
Shared house
Housemates or unrelated occupants share the premises.
Required.
Required.
No partner involvement
Proceed as a solo applicant.
Nominate a partner/contact
Governor will review before any separate partner form is issued.
Discuss with Governor
Record interest without nominating anyone at intake.
Required.
Studio apartment
1-bedroom apartment
2-bedroom or larger apartment
House
Shared accommodation
Housemates or flatmates present. Governor will note privacy constraints.
Required.
Full kitchen — oven, stovetop, microwave
Partial kitchen — stovetop and microwave, no oven
Shared kitchen — communal with other residents
Kitchenette only — microwave and kettle
Note: the prescribed menu requires a stovetop minimum. Governor will adjust the menu accordingly.
Required.
Kitchen island
Dining table
Desk
Kitchen counter — standing
None currently available
A designated eating surface must be established before the Term commences. Governor will advise.
Required.
Example: shared kitchen, family present in evenings, camera must avoid housemate area.
Sofa
Ottoman
Armchair
Desk chair
Dining chair
Floor seating only
Governor will advise on eating surface and sofa rule application.
Other
Required — select at least one.
Under $50 per week
$50–80 per week
$80–120 per week
$120+ per week
Required.
Under $25
$25–50
$50–100
$100+
Required.
I have a TP-Link Tapo camera already
I have a different IP camera
Describe in notes below. Governor will confirm compatibility.
I will purchase the Tapo C200 before the Term
Alternative arrangement needed
Describe below. The Governor must approve the arrangement before the Term starts.
Required.
Interested — I would like this configured
The Governor will confirm Standard or Enhanced, any fee, setup instructions, and required exceptions before fee confirmation is requested.
Not interested
Section 8 of 10 · Rules and Commitments
Rules and Commitments
The following rules apply from Day One. Read the table carefully. All use is self-declared in daily musters. Concealment of prohibited use, if discovered, is a gross infraction.
| Substance | Phase 1 — Weeks 1-2 | Phase 2 — Weeks 3-4 | Phase 3 — Week 5+ |
|---|---|---|---|
| Marijuana (flower) | PROHIBITED Tier 2 infraction |
PROHIBITED Tier 2 infraction |
Governor discretion |
| CBD / THC vape | PROHIBITED Tier 2 infraction |
Weekend evenings after 20:00 only Declared in muster |
Governor discretion |
| Nicotine | Unrestricted | Unrestricted | Unrestricted |
| Alcohol | Permitted — declared Evening muster |
Permitted — declared | Permitted — declared |
Note: All substance use is self-declared in the evening muster. The programme runs on self-report. Deliberate concealment of prohibited use, if discovered, is treated as a gross infraction regardless of the original substance rule.
You must confirm this before proceeding.
Section 3 of 10 · Term Model
Term Model
If you came from Term Route, review the prefilled selections here. These are provisional; the Governor confirms admission, start date, and any redirect required before commencement.
Required.
Standard
Full regime as written. Consequences applied as specified. Suitable for most applicants.
Strict
Higher consequence threshold. Fewer discretionary exemptions. Recommended where avoidance or compulsive patterns are present.
Required.
Photography
You have access to a camera. Phone camera acceptable in Phase 1 only. Dedicated camera required from Phase 2 onwards.
Drawing and Sketching
Pencil and paper. Observational and technical work. No prior skill required.
Music
You play an instrument that is accessible in your premises. Describe below.
Craft or Making
A specific craft producing physical objects. Describe below.
Other — Governor approval required
Describe your proposed practice below. The Governor will confirm or redirect before the Term commences.
Required.
Regular reader
I read consistently — at least one book per month.
Occasional reader
I read sometimes but not habitually. I finish books I start.
Non-reader
I rarely or never read for pleasure. The programme will install this habit from the beginning.
Required.
Governor-assigned — Recommended
Your Term is overseen by the Governor personally. Weekly reports are reviewed. Improvement Programme assignments are issued directly. The full weight of the programme applies.
Self-governed
The House Officer runs your Term automatically. Weekly reports are compiled but not reviewed by a human Governor. Assignments are drawn from a standard template library. Suitable for those who have completed a previous Governor-assigned Term.
Required.
Governor-assigned Terms are subject to availability. The Governor will confirm assignment within 48 hours of intake review. If unavailable, you will be offered a self-governed Term or a waitlist position.
Mr. Cole
Measured. Direct. Formal. Administrative in tone. Signs off on all musters and directives.
Mrs. Hartley
Precise. Unhurried. Clinical. No warmth extended, none expected. The programme runs. That is sufficient.
Required.
Section 9 of 10 · Start Date Preference
Start Date Preference
Terms commence on Sundays. Select your preferred start date. The Governor will confirm the date when your intake is approved.
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Required.
Section 10 of 10 · Review and Declaration
Review and Submit
Confirm the details below before submitting your intake. Use the Back button to correct any errors.
Voluntary Admission
The programme is entered voluntarily. Greywell is not clinical care, urgent support, legal advice, or financial advice. You remain responsible for your own safety, health decisions, premises, devices, employment obligations, and compliance with applicable law.
Programme communications are formal records. Telegram records, declarations, Governor directives, House Officer notices, fee status, DNS status, evidence arrangements, and completion actions may be retained as part of the Term record. Camera or approved evidence requirements apply during the Term.
You must confirm this before submitting.
After submission your profile is sent to the Governor for review. Your assigned House Officer bot link appears on the confirmation screen. The Term does not commence until the Governor confirms admission, fee status, checklist readiness, and the official start date.
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Intake Received
Your profile has been submitted to the Governor for review.
Next Step
Open Telegram and send /start to the assigned House Officer bot to link your Telegram account for review notices. This does not start the Term.
Your assigned House Officer bot link appears after the intake is received.
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